50 Days Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, ignored a teach. a few days, even though, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the ruin hit Worse Than Yours sequence. gathering fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous e-book catalogs every little thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully deepest ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as affliction. even if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new guardian ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down center age ("AARP card arrives"), you'll be bound to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long past fallacious. in any case, it could possibly were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 relations Worse Than...

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What a clear, beautiful day for a flight or a leisurely hot-air-balloon ride. But not both in the same airspace. Ten hot flaming seconds. Everyone at the air show. Little Timmy from Arkansas sure got a day to remember. A two-thousand-foot vertical drop. Hot-air balloons were invented in France in 1783. Initially balloons without any passengers were sent up. Later, animals of all sorts were used for experimenting, including a sheep, rooster, and duck. (Why bother sending a duck, since it can fly?

The Hare Krishnas at Gate 26B have been jammin' for the past six hours. Day-old Cinnabons in Terminal A are half price after five o'clock. The guy sleeping next to you has night terrors. Next time, pack your prescription drugs in your carry-on luggage. 6. M. Violin Practice Every Saturday morning, from six to eleven. Sunny, cloudy, rainy, snowy—it doesn't matter. Until you get it right! It's never too early to start rounding out your college applications. Having to drown out the sounds of friends frolicking in the streets by playing extra loud.

It's stupid. But you're not bitter you spent it by yourself watching Mama's Family reruns on TV Land. Your couch. " Lean Cuisine Pasta Primavera for one, followed by a pint of Hdagen-Dazs. Save money on costly Valentine's Day gifts —Godiva sampler and long-stem roses. Soul-aching loneliness. 19. Jeopardy Loser Started the game on a $2,000 tear through TV theme songs, then took a nosedive on Art History and Famous Fauna. " Sony Studios in Culver City, California. Loss of winnings, dignity, and even the second-place consolation prize, a ride on a blimp.

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